I'M BACK FROM SPECS :DDD

wasn't as tough as expected. but yeah. MENTALLY EXHAUSTED.
there wasn't pt or tekaning.



1st day

woke up super early in the morning and prepared everything and went to amanda's house. when i reached there, i realised i forgot to bring ALL my notes along. then amanda's dad was super nice and he offered to fetch me back to take my notes : D YAY!

reached amoy quee camp and waited outside for everybody to come before going in together. meanwhile, we were feeding the mosquitos. i had two funny ones on my hand and i started complaining, took a look at the ones on mir's and cheryl's hands and decided mine was not so bad after all. couldn't help but laugh. HEHE. and my bag was the biggest i dont know why :/ and i forgot to remove the price tag so embarrassing laa D:

when we reported we saw everybody's mutual boards. they were like printed and stuff (i bet they spent very little time doing laa) then we were like ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGG, we could have totally done that instead of SLOGGING OUR GUTS out, POPPING OUR EYES out, MEASURING the space between every LETTER, every WORD, every LINE. HOWEVER, it all paid off when the CLTs really liked our mutual boards (: i thought they would think it was really unattractive laaa :/ HEEHEE.

*fast forward*

admin stuff. mutuals. mutuals weren't as bad as expected. considering i didn't rehearse in front of the mirror or anything, just improtued. but i think i screwed up my marksmanship fundamentals one but whatever! OHOH there was this guy in my section he was in charge of teaching field signals then he was like.
"this is double up" (does small double up action)
"this is FASTER double up" (Does exagerrated double up action)
SUPER FUNNY LAAa. he's so nonsense. it was during mutuals somemore!

AIYA I FORGOT WHAT ELSE. OHOH GSK TEST. then we were "briefed on air proficiency test". hehe then my SUPER DUPER EARS captured all that the sir said. then everybody(okay not everybody) copied from meee *BEAM BEAM* TEEHEE. okay whatever. then um *fast forward* BATHING TIME. the toilet was super crowded and it was flooded. so amanda me and cheryl resorted to washing out hair in the sink. HEHE it was quite a failure and the rest of them were like staring at us. BUT WHATEVER LAA. it's called DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES! the cubicle was filled with so much water my slipper floated away. HEH.

the bed was super itchy. i bet there were alot of things on the bed but IGNORANCE IS BLISS : D the double decker is so DANGEROUS laa. when i got down, the bed scratched my hands. super painful it was bleeding la.. the skin was like TORN OUT. ouch. but anyways, went to bed after revising trainfire stuff, set the alarm clock at 5 so that we had time to revise.

2nd Day

*huiyi hears the alarm ring* okay then i woke up, it was 6 and it wasn't cheryl's alarm clock that rang it was some other person's then iwas like OHSHIT. i woke all of them up and guess why the alarm clock didnt ring, Cheryl didnt turn on the alarm. SHEESH.

*fast forward*

IFC and trainfire. omgg i totally screwed up my stripping and assembling rifle laaa. dang. but whatever laa. nvr fail can already. miranda was super funny when she was doing her IA drill. heehee. air proficieny test. after finishing my paper i fell asleep. then this sir came to the table and "knock knock. pretty girl wake up" then i wasl ike OHSHIT. then i woke up. SUPER EMBARASSING LAA IM SUPER EMBARASSED.

dinner and stuff.

bathing time. it was sleeping time soon so then i went to the toilet to find cheryl and amanda cos they weren't at the bunk. anyway here goes.

amanda: eh huiyi, can you do me a favour?
huiyi: what?

(amanda points to the toilet cubicle)

huiyi: huh?
amanda: come over you willl know already.
huiyi: rightt okayyy (walks over)

(huiyi sees a bottle floating in a flooded cubicle- like seriously flooded)

huiyi: EWWWW. can't you pick it up yourself?
amanda: i want to take off my contacts la.

(huiyi braces herself, musters all her courage. and picks up the bottle from the milky waters. squirms. screams. run towards the dustbin and PLOP threw the bottle in.

amanda and cheryl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *laughs*
huiyi: WHAT WHAT!
amanda:cheryl still wants that bottle. it's her conditioner.
cheryl: OMGG HUIYIII.
huiyi: OMGGG SORRRYY I THOUGHT IT WAS RUBBISH (cos the ma'am asked somebody to clear the toilet)

SUPER FUNNNY LAAAAA. HEHE I'M SO SORRY CHERYL :/ though you most probably won't ever see this.

OH I FORGOT TO ADD. JULIE IS SUPER LAME :/ i was like "hello i talk sense okay." and then she went "why you want to talk cents. dollars are worth more." MYGOSHHH. IT'S SO LAMEE. JULIE AH TSKTSK!
anyway me amanda and cheryl slept beside each other on the top bunk. we made the whole bed vibrate la mygosh. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. HEHEE but really super funny. like stuff that happened in our own platoon and other stuff. SHHH. : D THEN THERE WAS THIS TINY LITTLE LIZARD ON THE CEILING and we were sleeping on the top deck of the double decker bed. it's super gross la. imagine it falling onto you or even worse into YOUR MOUTH when you're sleeping. YIKESSS D:


(MYGOSH MY MEMORY IS FAILING ME I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED)

alot of talks. then the award presentation ceremony. mygosh i almost died standing there cos the guys stank. like seriously. i had to TAKE A DEEP BREATH. and then when i felt the wind blow. i breathed out and TOOK ANOTHER DEEP BRAETH. mygosh i almost fainted. I LIKE THE NCC SONG. IT'S SO COOL (: then there was tea break after that. didn't eat though.

but anyway i didnt really like the food and the drinks. AND THERE WAS ALMOND JELLY i thought it was soursop or something but, no, it wasn't. i almost died when i tasted it. AND AND, i think i spotted a WORM in my rice laaa. totally put me off :/ but i'm not complaining,there was a budget so yeahh.

I LIKE THE SPEC COURSE SHIRT : D it's so much better than the camp feast one laa!

AND WE DID SUPER WELL : D though it's really more that just that. and all might not be what it seems to be.

because we got more awards than expected. debbie feline and benedict had to treat us to pizza as promised : D but we had to wait outside amoy quee cos debbie was rushing back from kl and feline was somewhere.

meanwhile, outside amoy quee.

somebody says "ohmygosh when we get to amoy quee, everybody will evacuate"

amanda and i decide to spray deo. we went to the back of the building and super funny stuff happened, aiya nobody will understand this so nevermind. but anyway, apparently people come to this conclusion that whenever someone screams, i will scream even though i dont know what happened. miranda laa. anyhow scream scream scream! amanda also! then there was once celeste and trina screamed, miranda screamed, i screamed. and we were all like WHAT WHAT! then we don't know what happened. super dumb laa mygosh.

OHRIGHT. then tiffy came up with this brilliant idea of ambushing benedict WITH DEO. she gave orders (with target indication) to soldiers miranda huiyi jaslyn and amanda. and we CHARGED. OHOH then we did the AMBUSH field signal. so cool (: and deo attack. super funny laa. tiffy " now you smell of deo", huiyi "in other words, like a girl". HEHE.

and they were saying that i scream at the most minor things. suddenly, i felt something tickling my neck then i thought it was like some bug there. i screamed and got up. and then see jas and julie laughing and laughing. I CAN'T STAND THEM LA MYGOSH. julie was holding a stick and jas was holding a leaf. so naturally i was like "ALAMAK JULIE YOU USE YOUR FEELERS TO TICKLE ME" but actually it was jas who used the leaf to tickle me laaa. so irritating :/ poots.
then celeste and eewen got into a one on one combat and celeste had a stick as a weapon (she's in fencing btw) and then eewen tried to get the weapon from her. but they ended up breaking the stick into ALOT of bits. sheesh

i forgot which one came first but anyway.
there was this SNAIL WITHOUT A SHELL on trina's boots. ZOMGGGGG laaa. it was SLIMY and SHINY and gross. like GOOEY and okay that's enough. but anyway, trina was very calm and composed. or so i think (: heehee. but yeah we were all like eeyuckkkk. then after that benedict used a stick and got the snail onto it. then when he lifted it up we(amanda and i) thought he was gonna push it into our faces so we SCREAMED. but yeah he didn't PHEWW.
then i forgot what happened but benedict threatened to find the snail and scare me with it. then i was like omggg SURE CAN'T FIND. then he really went to find it with the help of liyana and muni and i forgot who else. then ah i was like OMGG SNAIL RUN AWAY. and jas had to say "don't worry huiyi the snail is as slow as you" MYGOSH WTV. the next thing i knew the snail was found and duh i ran away. but mir didn't. i think she didn't know then she continued standing there. benedict went up to her with the snail on his finger and miranda's back was facing him. then we all started screaming. mir turned around, started at the snail. took a moment to process. (yes we all understand miranda). turned around. put both her hands up. screamed. and started running. HAHAHA she was super funny laaa. and tiffy was RE-enacting the scene. GEE.

OHOH then tiffy was being such a dear (: she helped us polish all our boots. with liquid polish though, but GOOD ENOUGH :D

next up, liyana and muni decide to put "cover and concealment" into practise. and the fact that we were in our no4 (which we wore for 3d2n) made things alot easier. so they hid in the grassy patch with trees. and then we SPIED WITH OUR LITTLE EYES. and duh we found them. hehe. but they REFUSED to come out and liyana changed position to apparently SERVE AS A DISTRACTON. next thing we knew, benedict went to the tree they were hiding behind. disappeared for a while. muni runs out looking behind occasionally. and benedict follows behind with a super sized twig. SUPER FUNNY LAAA.

after a vigurous round of selection. the final verdict was going to causeway point.
we walked to the bus stop and my shoulder almost broke into 2. okay maybe not but yeah super heavy laaa. apparently we were not going to take the bus but i thought we were. so when we walked past the bus stop i wanted to sit down but they continued walking so i was like "HAH AREN'T WE TAKING THE BUS" then they all stared at me. WHATEVER LA I WAS SUPER TIRED. then thanks to me HUIYI THE GENIUS everybody got to sit in the air conditioned bus (: COSY AND COMFORTABLE. i bet the bus uncle totally hated us cos i think he just left the interchange or something then a bunch of ncc people who stink boards his bus, and makes alot of noise. heehee but TOO BAD! and TIFFY had to talk about photo-taking laaa ))): so sad.

reached some mrt. i forgot which one. i spied a VENDING MACHINE and i was super happy. i told jaslyn and we RAN towards it ((: then the others were like "i'll totally laugh if the vending machine doesn't work" BUT IT DID. HAH TAKE THAT! and then we were like a pack of THIRSTY wolves gulping down the pepsi. my, was it refreshing : D WHOOTS.

reached causeway point. i haven't been there in AGES. made our way to pizza hut and saw debbie and feline (: haven't seen feline for quite long already. but yeah then we trudged into pizza hut. luckily nobody evacuated : D
then it was somebody's birthday! SO COOL RIGHTTT. okay scratch that.
we ate and ate and ate. and then julie dripped her soup on the table. she said something about trina but i didnt understand it. then after that trina dripped the soup too. but it so happened to drip on her plate. but she was very worked up and she kept going "IT'S ON MY PLATE IT'S ON MY PLATE." hehe.
but anyways, i told a super funny joke and i think it was very funny. the one about the patient at the mental hospital and clap thing. but kat was super slow she didnt get it. and then me and amanda were laughing like crazy. but who knew, MUNI WAS SLOWER. and then we couldnt stop laughing already. and then everybody agrees that me and amanda are a deadly laughing pair. whatever la!
my jokes are totally funny : D
then anyway miranda and amanda had to leave ): so my laughing partner's gone.

BUT ANYWAY IT WAS TRINA'S TURN tO BE SUPER LOSER. we were talking about our specs course stuff and she got really excited. here goes.
trina: YAY!
(flings hand, hand hits spoon, spoon flies out, soup spills on the table)
(huiyi starts laughing really hard)
(everybody starts lauging)
(huiyi stops)
(she realises that trina split soup on her no4 too, and she started laughing again)
(and so did everybody else)
It'S SUPER FUNNY I TELL YOU. reminds me of what nat did at swensens on my birthday (: hee.

and then i was trying to be SOPHISTICATED and not laugh. they were convinced i couldnt hold out for long. and true enough. but there were times where i could okay! then benedict had to use the joke i laughed like mad at. HE PURPOSELY CLAP INFRONT OF MY FACe. i wasl ike OHSHIT and i started laughing. and then he says "Everybody let's give huiyi a round of applause" AND THEN I SEE A SEA OF HANDS FLAPPING FURIOUSLY IN FRONT OF ME. and i started my laughing fit. after awhile i realised the whole of pizza hut was staring at me (okay not the whole but people were) and i was like OHMYGOSH SHIT. i bet my face was super red laaa mygoshh. but duh of course everybody would look this way cos the WHOLE TABLE WAS LAUGHING. i meant the whole table of people. ALAMAK. then kat and celeste and trina had to leave.
after a long sit at pizza hut we decided to leave. we decided to move to a place to decide what we wanted to do next so then me jas and eewen were like "SQUEEEEZE" and then we ran straight into a pillar.
and then:
tiffy: woah jas, you've become one of them. (LIKE WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSD TO MEAN?!?!)
jas: WHAT LA!
huiyi: don't worry tiffy, one day you will become one of us too!
benedict: but she will never reach your level.
huiyi: HEY!
benedict: she's here (signals at his waist level), you're here (points to ceiling above).
huiyi: I'LL TOTALLY TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
(everybody laughs)
debbie: NO LA. she's there. (points to the top of the causeway point builidng-it was super high up)
MYGOSHHHH WTVVV LAAAA.

we decided to eat ICE CREAM. the SIXTY-CENTS CONE. we walked past a pet shop and everybody was like "NO EEWEN NO!" you know her obsession with dogs. :/ then i saw this little boy playing with this toy thing ( i don't know how to describe) and then he plucked the thing out when you were only supposed to fling it. HE DISMANTLED IT LAAA. and then i started laughing. BUT IT WAS REALLY VERY FUNNY. THEY KEPT TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH LA SO IRRITATING. after finishing our ice cream it was like super late already so we DECIDED TO EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY HOME :D and we had to DRAG eewen away from the pet shop!

went back to mrt station and decided to take the bus home. but then i realised i didnt have my condo pass, nor my house keys. so dumb laaa. then i was like nevermind la i'll wait outside the back gate for somebody to come. and then they said, oh you can practise cover and concealment go and camouflage yourself.
benedict: she sure fail cover and concealment.
jaslyn: yeah the whole bush will shake.
benedict: yeah if the enemy trips and fall or something. at first it's *shake* (does hand action), then *shake* *shake*, then *shake shake shake*, then *shake shake shake shake shake shake*. then after that can hear laughter already.
OMGG WHATEVER LAAA (everybody starts laughing)
debbie: okay the bus interchange is there. (points)
eewen, jas,huiyi: orh okay
debbie : EH NO. it should be "the bus interchange is OVER THERE!" (does the advertisement hand action thing)
benedict: debbie, you had to do that.
(huiyi starts laughing)
benedict: there she goes again. gone case already, gone.
(everybody starts laughing )
BUT ANYWAY WE DECIDE TO MAKE A MOVE.
we said byebye. everything was normal until benedict gave such a nice farewell with the CLAP THING. ALAMAK LA.
took 969 back with eewen and jas. i bet we stank the whole bus up :/ but yeah we were talking about stuff and yeahhh. i think my bag was too big, i took up like 2 seats. not my body but my bag. but whatever laa. reached tampines int and went home (: like finally.
and then i had piano at TEN this morning. couldnt even sleep late laaa D: but WHATEVER!

YUPYUP. THANK YOU DEBBIE FELINE BENEDCIT FOR THE TREAT : D RGSNCCAIR'S REALLY TOUCHED AND MOTIVATED AND ALL GEARED UP FOR THE FUTURE (:

MIRANDA CHEER UP KAY! (:
RGSNCCAIR! <3 WE MADE OUR MARK!

things are not as simple as it seems.
undercurrents run, things others do not see.
so much for getting 6 awards.
really, what's the point?
they just don't trust what they can't explain.
NOW THAT SPECS IS OVER i should totally start on my homework and PTs. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. they're gonna drown me somebody save meee D: